→ stole this from dani who stole it from someone else fight me
1. go to meili's muselist!! 2. pick a muse 3. reply w the character you want in the title 4. let's do this 5. it's not like i'm eager to thread with you or anything!
[ The end of the dramatic pause never came, but the question Momo asked is quickly forgotten when the hamburgers are set down. His mouth waters at the sight of the melted cheese dripping down on the plate, and he quickly offers the waitress a 'thank you' and a smile before gesturing at Kaneki, clearly telling him to take a bite. ]
[ Good god what could Kaneki possibly have done to be mercilessly thrust so quickly down into cheeseburger hell? It looks amazing if he's being honest with himself, which just makes it harder to know that there's no way he can possibly stomach it all. Or half of it. Any of it, even. He's going to have a hard time getting a mouthful down.
It smells absolutely vile, and he tries not to make a face as he picks up his cutlery (he'll eat it with a fork, thanks, he's not a heathen) and cuts himself off a piece. ]
[ Sorry, Kaneki. Momo is too busy digging in to notice the terror in his eyes. If you thought the burger looked disgusting just sitting on it's plate, wait until you get a load of Momo eating it; the cheese half stretching and half oozing out of the burger in all it's glory. ]
[ Works for him. The less attention Momo is paying to him, the less Kaneki has to pretend that it's the greatest thing he's ever tasted. The first piece he cuts he shoves right into his mouth, no chewing, just swallowing, and it still makes him cringe. ]
It's delicious.
[ SOS. It tastes like wet cardboard, and the cheese has the taste and texture of old socks. The meat feels like maggots, and the bread like sandpaper, all of it topped with a generous amount of rot. ]
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Try it! You're going to love it, Kaneki-senpai!
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It smells absolutely vile, and he tries not to make a face as he picks up his cutlery (he'll eat it with a fork, thanks, he's not a heathen) and cuts himself off a piece. ]
It looks really good...
[ His eyes are screaming for help. ]
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It's delicious.
[ SOS. It tastes like wet cardboard, and the cheese has the taste and texture of old socks. The meat feels like maggots, and the bread like sandpaper, all of it topped with a generous amount of rot. ]