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1. go to meili's muselist!! 2. pick a muse 3. reply w the character you want in the title 4. let's do this 5. it's not like i'm eager to thread with you or anything!
[ Who wakes up at 4:30 in the morning? No normal person, that's fershure. But this was his big brother... so he can't complain. His brother is amazing after all, and he would never miss a chance to spend time with him. ]
Like I'd forget something like that...
[ He says, hair still clearly unbrushed, ruffled up by the pillow he was burying his face into after Seijuuro texted him. Otter shirt carelessly put on, he tugs at it, soothing it down as he speaks. The only thing he did do was brush his teeth and splash some water on his face. ]
[Seijuro is doubtful. He eyes Momo's hair with a skeptical eye before he breaks into a grin. He gives him a giant, friendly whack on the back and jams his thumb in the direction of the doors. ]
Right, right. Let's get going, the early training starts in an hour. If we're late, the penalty is that you're paying for our train back.
[ Deletes this so fast, you don't even know. Well, okay maybe Junko knows because instead of that she hesitates quite a bit. Should she call Naegi?! Or. Sweats profusely. No, she can handle this herself. ]
Obviously. Why do you think I had to hack your server? Don't be so stupid, Mukuro. Use your head.
[She's in Monokuma's control room, except this one has far more controls. She leans back in her chair and kicks her legs up onto the desk. ]
I called to catch up with my big sister and she doesn't even want to talk to me. That's just like American sitcoms, don't you think? Should we make up over coffee? Upupupu.
[Junko glances up at the ceiling. She's so bored. Nothing's gone to plan. Everyone's so disgruntled and relieved she's alive. She hates it. Hates it more than she hates Mukuro. ]
Hey, listen to me Mukuro. I'm really mad at you. Do you know how many people have told me how fucking glad they are that I'm alive? It's so disgusting. It's so disgusting Mukuro, I want to throw myself off this building. Every day I have to listen to all these declarations to murder Naegi in his sleep. Maybe I should order a hit on you, huh?
[ It's been a while since their last talk, but it hardly meant she forgot about Junko. The way her voice sounded when she talked (no matter in what mood), the way she acted around her, and the despair she carried inside her. Mukuro knew it all too well.
She looks down, almost ashamed that her promise is taking so long. But these things take time, and she knew that. She won't be disheartened. ]
You won't be able to kill me, lil sis. [ And by extension, Naegi, who she would protect with her life even if she has no intention of dying. ] I know it's boring but please just wait a little longer...
[Her expression goes blank. She kicks her legs back down and leans forwards until she's right in the camera. ]
Do you think you could stop me? If Naegi hadn't saved you, you'd already be dead. Listen to me, Mukuro: I'll kill you before you get a chance to bring hope to this world. But I'll let people believe in you. I'll let you make a million friends and let you touch a million hearts and then I'll crush your dumb head right in front of them. You're so stupid, Mukuro, you really think you're going to survive this?
[Her voice is ice cold, her entire posture rigid. ]
All you've ever done is disappoint me, you know? When you're dead, it'll be such a relief. I'll be so jealous of your despair - your death will crush all the hope in the whole world. Yours, Naegi's, Kirigiri's - there'll be nothing left to believe in.
[ She doesn't visibly flinch, but there's a pang in her heart that she does her best to swallow, ignoring it as it sinks to her stomach. Silence starts to fill the air and at first it seems as if she's doing what she's told, to shut up, but it's not because she's following orders. Eventually that silence breaks. ］
Maybe so, but we win you won't have to feel jealous of me, lil sis. Even if you say all this I believe what you truly desire is to lose. As long as there is a greater hope, then there could be greater despair.
[She's so furious. She's so so so so angry. Junko grits her teeth. ]
Hey, do you think if you beat you can make me better? Matsuda thought that, you know. Look what happened to him. Wasn't that just the saddest thing you ever saw? I never thought I'd see Matsuda look ugly, but who wouldn't with their face all bashed in.
A-Are you sure you don't want to do something else...?
[ The burger place is looming, and it smells like rotting fish and old eggs. It's a wonder Kaneki hasn't already vomited on the spot. But he feels like he hasn't seen Momo in a long time, and he'll suffer through this if it means getting to hang out with his friend like he used to. ]
[ Momo is completely oblivious as to why Kaneki seems so insistent on doing something else. The smell of the sweet seasoned burgers is making him salivate, and he's forcefully pushing Kaneki along like an excited child going to Disneyland. ]
Haaah? Aren't you hungry Kaneki-senpai? This place is really good. I'm going to introduce you to the famous triple cheese burger!!! [ Run away.
Really Kaneki could vomit right there and Momo would still have no clue he's a ghoul. He's heard of them and has learned a few things about them, but y'know! He's a baby, he doesn't think about these things. ]
[ Even the words triple cheese burger in that order make his stomach roll. Who in their right mind would even consider that as a viable source of energy? (He did, at one point. How wrong and naive he was...) ]
A triple cheese burger? Wow, it sounds really good.
[ No it doesn't. Bury him now.
The smell is worse when the doors slide open, and Kaneki has to try really, really hard not to make a series of really constipated faces looking for a table as far from the kitchen as he can find. ]
[ Just hold your breath for as long as you can, Kaneki. If you survive this then even Touka would be proud of you. Momo moves ahead to order, leaving Kaneki to find a table but no matter how far Kaneki might wander, he will hear his order loud and clear. ] Triple cheeseburger, triple cheeseburger, triple cheeseburger! Two please! Ah, and maybe some fries and sodas! Mhm!
[ After he's done, it's not long before he reunites with Kaneki at the table of his choice, but even away from the kitchen the smell is waffling throughout the whole diner. There is no escape. ] We're lucky today! There aren't as many people.
[ It really is Kaneki's lucky day, because the less people who witness him attempting to choke down 20lbs of cheese and meat, the better. He already knows he's terrible at pretending to eat, and he feels a lot like he's on stage for a play he hasn't rehearsed for. ]
Is it usually busy?
[ He supposes that shouldn't surprise him, but he still has trouble wrapping his head around people wanting to go somewhere that smells like rot and dead animals. ]
Yeah, but that's because the foods really good! Suuuper lucky!
[ He flashes a wide grin at Kaneki, vibrating with excitement because soon Kaneki will be able to try his favorite food ever!!!! Don't worry! Even if he starts looking sick, Momo can only assume it's because he has a stomachache or something. It is pretty greasy. ]
But what about you Kaneki-senpai? What have you been doing?
[ It puts him more at ease to just watch Momo than to think about his impending gastrointestinal problems. If taking one for the team is all it takes to make his friend this happy, he'll gladly eat a thousand triple cheese burgers with fries to boot.
As for what he's been doing, "not eating people" doesn't really cut it. ]
I've been working a lot at that coffee place with the girl who makes the foam into cats. It's a lot harder than it looks.
[ The mention of a girl immediately spikes his interest by 2000%, although he was already 100% interested in catching up with Kaneki. Working with a cute girl at a coffee shop. He almost feel jealous! ]
I should visit. Do you think she'll make the foam into a sea otter for me?
[ No embarrassment in admitting it, Touka is definitely, definitely cute, but he wonders if she's ready to have Momo inflicted on her life... Oh well, it's too late to reconsider it now, he can see that Momo already has his laser sights trained on Anteiku. ]
She could probably make a sea otter. She's really good at it.
Yahoo! [ He's so excited. A cute girl handling his coffee... the very image of that made his head spin, and he decides that he would have to visit the shop as soon as possible. Touka might get really angry though, so brace yourself Kaneki because Momo is your responsibility. ]
So... Do you like her? [ He leans in close, looking as if he's holding his breath in anticipation. Somewhere in the kitchen, the waitress is holding up their order burgers, fries, and cola, ready to be served. ]
[ Touka is always really angry, so her being annoyed about Momo will be nothing new to Kaneki. Who knows, maybe she will end up really liking him? But probably not. Probably he'll just embarrass her and she'll take it out on Kaneki for starting the whole snowball rolling in the first place. That's way more likely than anything else.
As for whether he likes her... sure. He likes her, she's a good friend to him, even if she's got a short temper and spends a lot of time being something she's not. He knows what Momo really means though, and he gets embarrassed even thinking about it. Girls... girls are definitely not Kaneki's forte, and by some saving grace in the middle of all his stammering, two plates are clattered onto the table, served by a waitress Kaneki pays no attention to, because he's too busy holding his breath. ]
[ The end of the dramatic pause never came, but the question Momo asked is quickly forgotten when the hamburgers are set down. His mouth waters at the sight of the melted cheese dripping down on the plate, and he quickly offers the waitress a 'thank you' and a smile before gesturing at Kaneki, clearly telling him to take a bite. ]
[ Good god what could Kaneki possibly have done to be mercilessly thrust so quickly down into cheeseburger hell? It looks amazing if he's being honest with himself, which just makes it harder to know that there's no way he can possibly stomach it all. Or half of it. Any of it, even. He's going to have a hard time getting a mouthful down.
It smells absolutely vile, and he tries not to make a face as he picks up his cutlery (he'll eat it with a fork, thanks, he's not a heathen) and cuts himself off a piece. ]
[ Sorry, Kaneki. Momo is too busy digging in to notice the terror in his eyes. If you thought the burger looked disgusting just sitting on it's plate, wait until you get a load of Momo eating it; the cheese half stretching and half oozing out of the burger in all it's glory. ]
[ Works for him. The less attention Momo is paying to him, the less Kaneki has to pretend that it's the greatest thing he's ever tasted. The first piece he cuts he shoves right into his mouth, no chewing, just swallowing, and it still makes him cringe. ]
It's delicious.
[ SOS. It tastes like wet cardboard, and the cheese has the taste and texture of old socks. The meat feels like maggots, and the bread like sandpaper, all of it topped with a generous amount of rot. ]
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pllllllllzzzzzzzzzz
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[ And he runs to meet up with his brother. Jeez, he could have just called or came into the room or something. ]
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Did you brush your teeth?
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Like I'd forget something like that...
[ He says, hair still clearly unbrushed, ruffled up by the pillow he was burying his face into after Seijuuro texted him. Otter shirt carelessly put on, he tugs at it, soothing it down as he speaks. The only thing he did do was brush his teeth and splash some water on his face.
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Right, right. Let's get going, the early training starts in an hour. If we're late, the penalty is that you're paying for our train back.
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Okay, okay! Let's go.
i have to tag you an china but gimme mukuro
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Upupupu. Did you really hang up on me? That's so rude.
VIDEO CONFERENCE INITIALIZED.
[Say hello to ur lil sis, Mukuro. ]
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[ Did you mean? Worst nightmare. Wow, why does our system suck? ]
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[She's in Monokuma's control room, except this one has far more controls. She leans back in her chair and kicks her legs up onto the desk. ]
I called to catch up with my big sister and she doesn't even want to talk to me. That's just like American sitcoms, don't you think? Should we make up over coffee? Upupupu.
[Junko glances up at the ceiling. She's so bored. Nothing's gone to plan. Everyone's so disgruntled and relieved she's alive. She hates it. Hates it more than she hates Mukuro. ]
Hey, listen to me Mukuro. I'm really mad at you. Do you know how many people have told me how fucking glad they are that I'm alive? It's so disgusting. It's so disgusting Mukuro, I want to throw myself off this building. Every day I have to listen to all these declarations to murder Naegi in his sleep. Maybe I should order a hit on you, huh?
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She looks down, almost ashamed that her promise is taking so long. But these things take time, and she knew that. She won't be disheartened. ]
You won't be able to kill me, lil sis. [ And by extension, Naegi, who she would protect with her life even if she has no intention of dying. ] I know it's boring but please just wait a little longer...
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[Her expression goes blank. She kicks her legs back down and leans forwards until she's right in the camera. ]
Do you think you could stop me? If Naegi hadn't saved you, you'd already be dead. Listen to me, Mukuro: I'll kill you before you get a chance to bring hope to this world. But I'll let people believe in you. I'll let you make a million friends and let you touch a million hearts and then I'll crush your dumb head right in front of them. You're so stupid, Mukuro, you really think you're going to survive this?
[Her voice is ice cold, her entire posture rigid. ]
All you've ever done is disappoint me, you know? When you're dead, it'll be such a relief. I'll be so jealous of your despair - your death will crush all the hope in the whole world. Yours, Naegi's, Kirigiri's - there'll be nothing left to believe in.
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Maybe so, but we win you won't have to feel jealous of me, lil sis. Even if you say all this I believe what you truly desire is to lose. As long as there is a greater hope, then there could be greater despair.
[ She loves you so much, Junko. ]
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[She's so furious. She's so so so so angry. Junko grits her teeth. ]
Hey, do you think if you beat you can make me better? Matsuda thought that, you know. Look what happened to him. Wasn't that just the saddest thing you ever saw? I never thought I'd see Matsuda look ugly, but who wouldn't with their face all bashed in.
[Where is she going with this? She's not sure. ]
Hey, if I ordered you to come back, would you?
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[ Before she catches herself, looking down so she isn't facing Junko. Right. Matsuda. ]
That's not true. But I won't come back.
momo
[ The burger place is looming, and it smells like rotting fish and old eggs. It's a wonder Kaneki hasn't already vomited on the spot. But he feels like he hasn't seen Momo in a long time, and he'll suffer through this if it means getting to hang out with his friend like he used to. ]
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Haaah? Aren't you hungry Kaneki-senpai? This place is really good. I'm going to introduce you to the famous triple cheese burger!!! [ Run away.
Really Kaneki could vomit right there and Momo would still have no clue he's a ghoul. He's heard of them and has learned a few things about them, but y'know! He's a baby, he doesn't think about these things. ]
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A triple cheese burger? Wow, it sounds really good.
[ No it doesn't. Bury him now.
The smell is worse when the doors slide open, and Kaneki has to try really, really hard not to make a series of really constipated faces looking for a table as far from the kitchen as he can find. ]
You come here a lot?
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[ Just hold your breath for as long as you can, Kaneki. If you survive this then even Touka would be proud of you. Momo moves ahead to order, leaving Kaneki to find a table but no matter how far Kaneki might wander, he will hear his order loud and clear. ] Triple cheeseburger, triple cheeseburger, triple cheeseburger! Two please! Ah, and maybe some fries and sodas! Mhm!
[ After he's done, it's not long before he reunites with Kaneki at the table of his choice, but even away from the kitchen the smell is waffling throughout the whole diner. There is no escape. ] We're lucky today! There aren't as many people.
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Is it usually busy?
[ He supposes that shouldn't surprise him, but he still has trouble wrapping his head around people wanting to go somewhere that smells like rot and dead animals. ]
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[ He flashes a wide grin at Kaneki, vibrating with excitement because soon Kaneki will be able to try his favorite food ever!!!! Don't worry! Even if he starts looking sick, Momo can only assume it's because he has a stomachache or something. It is pretty greasy. ]
But what about you Kaneki-senpai? What have you been doing?
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[ It puts him more at ease to just watch Momo than to think about his impending gastrointestinal problems. If taking one for the team is all it takes to make his friend this happy, he'll gladly eat a thousand triple cheese burgers with fries to boot.
As for what he's been doing, "not eating people" doesn't really cut it. ]
I've been working a lot at that coffee place with the girl who makes the foam into cats. It's a lot harder than it looks.
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[ The mention of a girl immediately spikes his interest by 2000%, although he was already 100% interested in catching up with Kaneki. Working with a cute girl at a coffee shop. He almost feel jealous! ]
I should visit. Do you think she'll make the foam into a sea otter for me?
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[ No embarrassment in admitting it, Touka is definitely, definitely cute, but he wonders if she's ready to have Momo inflicted on her life... Oh well, it's too late to reconsider it now, he can see that Momo already has his laser sights trained on Anteiku. ]
She could probably make a sea otter. She's really good at it.
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So... Do you like her? [ He leans in close, looking as if he's holding his breath in anticipation. Somewhere in the kitchen, the waitress is holding up their order burgers, fries, and cola, ready to be served. ]
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As for whether he likes her... sure. He likes her, she's a good friend to him, even if she's got a short temper and spends a lot of time being something she's not. He knows what Momo really means though, and he gets embarrassed even thinking about it. Girls... girls are definitely not Kaneki's forte, and by some saving grace in the middle of all his stammering, two plates are clattered onto the table, served by a waitress Kaneki pays no attention to, because he's too busy holding his breath. ]
A-Ah! The food is here!
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Try it! You're going to love it, Kaneki-senpai!
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It smells absolutely vile, and he tries not to make a face as he picks up his cutlery (he'll eat it with a fork, thanks, he's not a heathen) and cuts himself off a piece. ]
It looks really good...
[ His eyes are screaming for help. ]
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It's delicious.
[ SOS. It tastes like wet cardboard, and the cheese has the taste and texture of old socks. The meat feels like maggots, and the bread like sandpaper, all of it topped with a generous amount of rot. ]